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May 9, 2012

Ibrahim Hassan al-Asiri: Asshole Extraordinaire

According to a recent report on NPR's  All Things Considered, U.S. authorities believe college dropout Ibrahim Hassan al-Asiri is behind the latest al-Qaida underwear bomb plot.
Asiri first came to the attention of U.S. investigators when his fingerprint was discovered on the underwear bomb on Northwest Airlines Flight 253.  
What inspired Asiri's apparent fixation with underwear bombs? 

One can only speculate, but given his demographic  Asiri most likely studied more than his fair share of YouTube inspirational videos including such classics as  Firecracker in the ass goes so wrong,   butt rocket and a perennial favorite:  Crackling Ball In The Butt - Firework Pain

Asiri's younger brother, Abdullah Hassan Tali Asiri, apparently shared Ibrahim's passion for ass play, allowing Ibrahim to shove one pound of PETN plastic explosives up his, where it remained  for over 24 hours until Abdullah blew his pathetic butt up in a failed assassination attempt on a Saudi prince.
The end. 

Or, more accurately, ka ka ...

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